#lmfao either way the idea is hilarious

[river-crowned-king]

I saw this and the first thing that popped into my mind was “Keebler”

Lmfao, Killer the Keebler elf >:)

LMAO WAIT GUYS NIGHTMARE AS SANTA AND THE GANG AS HIS ELVES

Get ready guys it’s Nightmare’s turn to steal Christmas

ALSO i realized i never posted this ms paint doodle

[redwinelew]

the boy is mine | lewis hamilton [3/3]

social media au. latina + singer!reader

summary — a certain formula 1 driver caught your attention, and you can't help but let the whole world know about your attraction. (read part one and two here)

face claim — rosalia

song — the boy is mine by ariana grande

warnings — none!

author's note — apologize that pt3 took so long!! i got sick lol. but here's the final part!! i love this series so much and i hope u guys enjoyed it as much as i loved making it!

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user1 omg yn wag debut 🙏🏼

user2 lewis already lurking in the likes 😭😭

user3 their smiles 😭🩷

user4 bringing her to the merc garage already.... chat how serious do we think they are

user5 user4 probably just friends. personally i do not see this progressing as an actual relationship

user6 user5 i hope not cause they look so adorable together though :(

user7 user6 honestly if yn hornily wrote "bed chem" about lewis then "guess" WITH lewis and still failed to get the man it'd be so hilarious lmfao

user6 user7 it'd be HIS loss though imagine fumbling someone like yn 🙏🏼

user7 user6 fair enough

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ynln also congrats on the win or whatever lewishamilton

lewishamilton ynln ouch

lewishamilton ynln congratulating me as a second thought? i regret inviting you already

ynln lewishamilton i would've been there either way 🙏🏼

lewishamilton ynln if i recall correctly you said showing up at the race is a bad idea and that people would talk

ynln lewishamilton i didn't say i wouldn't be there period 🙏🏼 i had to show otherwise you would have lost

lewishamilton ynln my good luck charm ❤️❤️ this is why i love you

ynln lewishamilton i know right you are soooo lucky to have me

user1 ynln lewishamilton damn should we leave????

user2 user1 FR LIKE YN ARE WE INTERRUPTING SOMETHING 😭😭

user3 ynln lewishamilton oh my god they are DATING dating i'm freaking out like crazy right now

user4 ynln lewishamilton SHE GOT THE BOY

user5 ynln lewishamilton omw to write a horny love song about my crush so he'd like me back brb 🏃🏻‍♀️🌬️

georgerussell63 i'm hurt yn and i already got dsq

user6 georgerussell63 LMFAO POOR GEORGE 😭😭

carmenmmundt loved talking to you we should hang out soon!!

ynln carmenmmundt would love to!! text me babe

user7 carmenmmundt ynln they're bffs already omg

user8 user7 mercedes wags have to stick together 🙏🏼

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lewishamilton the win might be mine but this boy is forever hers ❤️

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ynln OKAYYYY

ynln i'm putting that caption in the song btw

lewishamilton ynln you can take full credit baby

ynln lewishamilton ofc i am you wouldn't be coming up with that clever ass caption if it wasn't me 🙏🏼

user1 ynln WHAT SONG

user2 ynln DON'T IGNORE US

user3 ynln she's so 😭😭

user4 THEY ARE HARD LAUNCHING EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM

user5 this is so crazy we already seen them saying i love you on this app PUBLICLY and yet i still can't believe they are actually dating rn 😭😭

user6 user5 I KNOW RIGHT and to rhink this all started bcs she was down bad for this man 😭😭

user5 user6 she's giving me the courage to confess to my crush but i just KNOW as soon as i try i'd fumble it so bad

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[ayyy-pee]

𝐓𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬

Pairing: Satoru Gojo x f!Reader

Day 2: Face Fucking

Warnings: MDNI, Smut, Profanity bc who do you think I am, Pussy Eating, Face Riding, Face Fucking, DID NOT PROOFREAD SO SORRY FOR ERRORS LMFAO

Summary: Satoru puts his mouth to good use for once.

You may be over Satoru, but Satoru is not and will never be over you. 

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“Why are we doing this again?”

“Because I don’t wanna do the mission. If I win, you gotta do it for me.”

“Satoru…” You groan, exasperated. “Are you really that lazy?”

Your boyfriend grins up at you. “Not lazy, but taking care of a Grade 2 curse sounds like a fucking drag and honestly, it’s a waste of my time.” He folds his hands behind his head, yawning loudly. 

“This is such a stupid bet,” you grumble and Satoru laughs.

“You’re always so tense. Either way, you literally come out on top, so really I’m doing you a favor.”

You cock your head to the side in annoyance, folding your arms over your chest as you glare down at your boyfriend. You wish you could see his eyes through that stupid blindfold he’s always wearing. You’re sure they’re positively glowing with mirth.

Your mind replays the events of earlier today and how you’d ended up in such a compromising position. 

- - - - - -

It should have been a day like any other. You’d teach your classes, maybe take the students on a mission, let them do their thing. Then you’d find Satoru at the end of the day to go home together. But when you’d bumped into your boyfriend coming out of Principal Yaga’s office with a sour look on his face, jaw tight with irritation, you couldn’t help but stop in your tracks to ask what was wrong. 

Your mistake.

“How would you like to gain some experience and maybe earn points with Yaga for a promotion,” Satoru proposed after explaining the situation. His wide, toothy grin shone brightly as he awaited your answer, which came the moment he’d finished asking.

“No.”

“Babe, come onnnnnn,” he whines, grabbing your hands. “Please, it’s an easy mission!”

“Then you do it!”

“I don’t wannaaaaaa.”

“God, Satoru, why are you literally the strongest and laziest person I’ve ever known?” You roll your eyes, pulling your hands from his grip to place them on your hips. Satoru pouts, and you’re grateful you can’t see those baby blues or you may have given in right then. His eyes were his greatest strength when it came to you, and not because of the power he held in them.

“Oh, I’m the strongest lazy person, but Suguru literally quit because he didn’t wanna do missions,” he grumbles under his breath. He crosses his arms over his chest. Satoru stands there, staring you down until you think you can quite literally see the bulb ding above his head. “Okay okay, wait. I have an idea.”

Your eyes narrow, looking your boyfriend up and down suspiciously. You have no idea what he could be up to, but you’re curious, if not a little scared.

“It’s just a bet,” he says as if that’s going to make you feel better. He must see the look of concern on your face because he scrambles to keep talking. “It’s just something we were probably gonna do anyway, but now we can make it a little more exciting.” He holds both his hands up in the air, wiggling his fingers and giggling to himself as though he’s just said the most hilarious thing. 

You’re still waiting for the punchline.

“What is it…” You ask warily…and you regret it immediately when Satoru leans down and brushes his soft lips against the shell of your ear, whispering.

“Let’s make a bet. When we get home, I want you to sit on my face. If I can make you cum in ten minutes or less, you take the mission for me.”

A tingle races up your spine, a slow warmth uncurling low in your belly. You’ve never done that with Satoru before. The thought fills you with excitement. Your lips curl with a smirk and you whisper back, a challenge in your voice. “And if you can’t?”

“Then I guess I’ll do the mission, but something tells me I won’t have to worry about that.” He nips your earlobe, grinning when you yelp. You shove his shoulder, effectively pushing him back. You try to resist smiling when you realize he has his infinity off for you. He always has it off for you. Only you. Such a romantic.

You could always go home and fuck Satoru until the sun comes up like it’s a normal Tuesday night. Or, you could take him up on his offer…and make him suffer a little in the process.

Satoru closes the distance between you and loops his arms around your waist, pulling you into him. “So? Do we have a deal?”

You wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him close enough to whisper against his lips, “Take us home.”

It’s instant. Space and time bend violently around you and Satoru covers your eyes, holding you tightly against his chest as he warps you both home.

- - - - - -

Now here you are, naked and straddling Satoru’s chest, suddenly feeling very self-conscious about what’s to happen next. Your eyes dart down to Satoru’s phone on the bedside table, the big fat 10:00 timer blinking brightly on the screen. All you have to do is not let him win. You don’t want the mission anymore than he does and he needs to learn he can’t just dump all of his responsibilities on other people. 

Satoru clears his throat, pulling you from your straying thoughts. “As much as I’m absolutely loving the view from down here, we don’t have much time before one of us…” he points only to you, “...has to be on this mission.” You purse your lips, the uneasiness you just felt quickly dissipating. Satoru’s hands find purchase on your waist, gently squeezing. “Look, if you’re worried you’ll smother me to death –” 

“Tempting,” you interrupt, grinning with Satoru frowns.

“Anywayyyy, if you’re worried you’ll smother me to death, don’t worry about it. I’m the strongest.”

You stare blankly at him while he stares amusedly back at you. You’ve heard enough. You scoot forward, your bare cunt hovering over Satoru’s face for a moment before you effectively shut him up, dropping your core right on to his lips. A muffled yelp can be heard from deep between your thighs, Satoru shifting beneath you to try and get comfortable. 

“Clock starts now,” you sing, leaning over quickly to tap the timer on his phone to start. The seconds tick down rapidly, Satoru just as eager as he groans into your center. His hands wrap around your thighs, spreading them further apart for him. His tongue grazes your clit, swirling around the sensitive bud over and over.

You try to stay focused, try to stare straight ahead at the damn headboard because you don’t want to give Satoru the satisfaction of being able to brag that he won. But it just feels too damn good, the way he works his tongue through your folds, how he kneads the soft flesh of your thighs, how he groans into your cunt, clearly enjoying himself.

Satoru gives your pussy one long, broad lick and groans. Your eyes fluttering closed and your head falling back. You bite your lip just as his tongue thrusts between your folds, sucking, licking and biting. Your thighs shake as you struggle to keep your hips from slamming down into Satoru’s face but god it feels so fucking good.

Satoru has always been…gifted in the bedroom. There’s very little he’s not good at and it’s showing now as Satoru’s hands graze along your thighs, around to your ass where his nails dig into your ass cheeks. He pulls you forward, urging you to move.

You roll your hips forward when Satoru gives your ass one last smack. He sucks on your clit, humming as his lips wrap around the bundle of nerves and the sudden choked sob that leaves your lips catches you off guard. 

“Fuck! Satoru, right there. Don’t stop!” You moan, your fingers reaching down to tangle into your boyfriend’s hair. 

Satoru doesn’t stop. He does it again and again until you’re a panting mess atop of him. He grunts into your core, squeezing your ass before smacking it hard. A strangled cry rushes past your lips. Your thighs tremble on either side of Satoru’s head and he chuckles, smacking your other ass cheek and relishing in the way your legs shake again.

Your hips rock back and forth along his tongue, Satoru’s fingers digging into the meat of your ass to push and pull you along his face. He wants you to go faster, go harder, ride his face until you drown him in your cum.

God, he knows what the fuck he’s doing with that annoying mouth of his. You were an idiot for agreeing to his bet because you can already feel the heat pooling in your core as the band inside your belly threatens to snap at any moment.

Satoru’s loving this, you can tell by the needy groans and breathy whines escaping him as he buries himself as deep into your cunt as he can go. It’s so filthy, the way his tongue laps at your core, tasting and relishing every last drop you have to offer. 

You’re panting, leaning forward now to grip the headboard. Satoru stops suddenly, reaching up and pulling his blindfold off of his face to reveal his eyes. He knows exactly what that does to you, that you’ll fall apart in those beautiful orbs that hold all the power of the universe in them. Satoru looks just as beautiful between your thighs, snowy locks spread wildly, his mouth wet with your slick. He kisses your thighs, trailing soft touches all the way up to your center, leaving a gentle peck to your core. Satoru smirks when you roll your hips forward at the contact, then he trails soft kisses back down your other thigh. 

His hands squeeze your ass softly just as Satoru pushes his tongue between your folds again and runs his tongue flat up your core.

“So good, Satoru. Fuck, that’s so good.”

“Yeah, baby?” He asks, voice muffled as he buries his face in your cunt again, licking and sucking your clit while you’re grinding your own hips down on him, pace harder and faster than before. You nod, the only sounds heard being the hushed moans that grow gradually louder as you grind your hips down against Satoru’s face and the lewd slurping of Satoru’s mouth as he laps at your slick cunt.

With one hand, Satoru spreads one of your cheeks. With the other, he easily slips two fingers into your drenched cunt. “Shitttttt,” Satoru moans into your pussy when he feels your pussy clamp down on him. He curls his fingers sharply, smirking when he feels your thighs immediately begin to quiver around his head. You’re so close. There’s no way you’ll make it much longer. “Need your cum, baby. I wanna taste it. I need it.”

You don’t even get a chance to answer him. His fucking phone alarm blares on the table next to the bed, effectively stopping his actions and your orgasm. 

“Fuck.” You lean over and tap the phone, Satoru’s fingers idly pumping into you. You take your position with shit eating grin on your flushed face. “Guess I won –”

Satoru pulls you back to sit on his face, tongue darting out to lap at your soaked pussy.

“Don’t give a fuck about the bet. Need to make you cum,” he mutters into your core, pumping his fingers in and out of your cunt. Your mouth falls open with a silent moan as Satoru wastes no time bringing you to the most earth shattering release of your life.

[olderthannetfic]

Not related to the whole tagging discourse but every time I hear people say:

"I don't have a top/bottom preference."

It is one of the biggest lies ever LMFAO because there's very little percentage of people who are actually into both indiscriminately.

I'm into verse too but every time I ask other verse fans, they always have a preference. They just don't mind the other way around. If you're a verse fan getting mad at someone who likes a fixed dynamic, esp if it's a dynamic you least like, maybe you are projecting because you try to convince yourself you're oh so tolerant and accepting.

It's quite hilarious seeing someone try very hard to convince themselves at the expense of other people.

--

In my experience, it actually means "There's some common fanon in this fandom that I think is stupid".

They might like the opposite stupid fanon. They might just hate the types of characterization that accompany fics tagged with either top!A or bottom!A and like the ones found in fics that don't tag for this.

In most of my fandoms, I do have some ideas about which sex scenarios I think are hotter... and also uniformly hate all characterization preferred by the kinds of people who are very, very worried about whether I've tagged for roles.

[just-another-author-i-guess]

Hi!

Could you do a headcannon of how Judd would act high around his significant other?

I feel like once he is high, he’s a little more soft and shows that a bit more

Yes!! High Judd = soft Judd fr 💪💪

Tags: fem/gn! Reader, erh the gender isn’t really specified but kinda fem? Mentions of weed and smoking it obviously, mentions of sex too bc yk, big mouth, this is probably the fluffiest thing I’ve written with Judd haha, but I was VERY tired and sleep deprived when I wrote this and did not beta read 😵‍💫

Author’s note: I have convinced my friend to start watching big mouth lmfao, and he actually agreed that Judd is hot 💪💪 it’s a win for the boys

High Judd Headcannons

Word count; 1,0K

He has two moods when he’s high 

You’ll either get super horny Judd or super soft Judd 

My personal favourite is soft Judd 

He’s all goofy smiles and cuddling 

Will think everything you say is hilarious too 

“Judd. Your parents are coming up the stairs, I can hear them,” 

He just lets out a cackle, one of those hoarse, drawn-out ones and just doesn’t answer 

It was kinda stupid of you to smoke in his room anyways,, but somehow he convinced you it was a good idea

The more stoned he gets, the more clingy he gets too 

If he’s in horny mode, he’ll obviously just fuck you harder and faster but if he’s in soft mode you’ll get a very unusual treatment 

Though not uncomfortable treatment, he’s just very, very touchy 

Like imagine Diane walking in the hallway upstairs, she walks past Judd’s room and the whole thing obviously smells like pot, so she enters and behold 

There Judd his— cuddling you, grinning while pressing his face into your stomach and leaving small kisses all over 

Not even in a sexual way 

He just loves you pls 🙏

You’re equally as stoned, running your fingers through his hair and complaining about it tickling 

My man LOVES when you tug or run your fingers through his hair, especially when he’s high 

He’ll literally just ask you to do it 

Diane finds the scene so cute she barely bothers scolding you for smoking, again she’s like 

“If you’re gonna do it, at least do it safely under my roof” 

She will call Elliot up, however, to gush over the to of you 

She’ll try to have him do it quietly though, so you won’t notice 

If you do though, happy stoned Judd will genuinely not care 

Like,, he seems to have smoked most of his anger away 

So he won’t even threaten his parents. Wow 🧐

Anyways, you don’t often do it at his house cause like,,, his parents 

But his car is the designated smoking spot

THATS ANOTHER THING 

He LOVES shotgunning you 

Your first kiss was probably bc he shotgunned you 

He was real smooth about it to; 

“Hey. Have you ever tried shotgunning?”

“No?”

“.. would you like to?” 

He’ll do it when he’s just smoking cigarettes too 

Judd really just wants every opportunity to kiss you, and ngl, seeing you exhale smoke makes him hella turned on 

He kinda has an obsession with your stomach when he’s high??? 

Like,, he’d like to lean his head on it and cackle if it makes noise, but ESPECIALLY he likes to splay his hands over it bc you’re genuinely so small compared to him 

And really soft too 

He’ll unabashedly smell you too, like the smell of your shampoo and perfume and shit makes him all lovestruck 

Stoned showers?? 🤭

Like if he’s in horny mode, he’ll definitely be up for a shower 

Seeing you both wet AND naked 

Yes pls. ✋

But like,, also if it’s at your house and you use your body wash and shampoo on him he’ll go 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Lmfao his family will DEFINITELY comment on it 

Like when he gets home and he smells like strawberry milk and flowers or whatever you use 

He’ll only let you do that when he’s high 

You gotta understand, he has a reputation— 

But, back to my point 

Soft Judd is so straight forward? Will say whatever is on his mind 

But like Judd in general is also really quick to get going, if yk what I mean 

So his soft comments about your smell or how soft you are will turn into something like;

“Sweetheart. D’you wanna sit on my dick for a while or something?” 

Ooooohhh,, soft high Judd has a thing for cockwarming 

I mean, he’s already touchy and sorta horny so you just sitting on him for hours is absolutely perfect 

He’d love watching you wiggle and struggle, red in the face and desperate pleas leaving you as you try to bounce yourself on him 

He would just laugh at your struggles and lightly tell you to stay put, and if you’re really good, he will fuck you later 

He would LOVE to fall asleep with his hard dick inside you 

Just being as close to you as possible 

He’d wake up later tho, not nearly as stoned but is cock still as hard and fuck the living shit out of you 

No okay but soft dom Judd? 😋

He can be stoned without being horny too, but it’s a rare occurance 

You’d smoke in his car and end up on the roof, stargazing 

He claims not to be romantic but when he’s stoned he gets sappy as shit 

“I really fucking love you.” 

He’d mumble into your hair, nuzzling his face into it a little bit 

Aw, you’d melt 

If you return the favor and tell him you love him too he’ll get so embarrassed though 

He’d blush and look away 🥰🥰🥰🤭🤭

I feel like he’s always some level of stoned though 

So he’d have to be really really high for him to be able to open up like that 

Fr it happens only like once every other full moon 

Obviously he does love you, his mom is always on his ass about it telling him to tell you more often lol 

When he comes down he’ll sleep for like days 

Okay maybe that’s exaggerating a bit,, but he’ll be so fast asleep you’ll worry if he died lmfao 

And he’s so groggy when he wakes up too 

If you’re less affected, he’ll definitely expect you to coddle him and bring him food or something 

But if you’re more or the same as him, you’ll just spend the day in his bed 

Taking turns sleeping and fucking 

Idc no matter how tired he is, being in his bed means sex at some point 

Also his mom is an actual life saver and will bring the two of you snacks and food 

(I love Diane ok) 

This, however, is only if you get really fucking stoned 

I feel like usually he would just act like himself, maybe a bit less tense and a lot more handsy 

But yk, the above is for extreme cases were he’s been smoking a lot lol 

Ok I actually need to sleep my eyes are closing by themselves 🧍🏻and I have some sick character development I need to do tomorrow

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[cc--2224]

i dont know if you’ve written anything like this already- but i was gonna ask if you could write a funny smutty crack fic where Tech asks the reader to sit on his face but the reader is hesitant because they dont wanna hurt him- but Tech convinces reader that hes ok with being suffocated anyway- and he like- passes out mid-session LMFAO- and the reader panics but he wakes up like an hour later

Anon this is probably the most unserious thing I've written and I hope that's what you wanted 😂😂 thank you for requesting!!

Warnings: This is very much 18+ Minors do not interact! Warnings are clear from the ask but, oral (f receiving/face sitting), Tech passes out but he's fine lmao

No actual proofreading and no title apparently 😂 although my friend suggested "Plan 69" which is Hilarious

Masterlist

The two of you were finally alone in the Marauder. You had both hung back to work on some repairs while the others went on a supply run.

The repairs didn't take long to complete, and that's how you and Tech had found yourselves in his bunk.

Your relationship wasn't really a secret necessarily. Everyone knew, they just didn't ask. As long as it didn't interfere with either of your work, it was never an issue.

But that also led to these times where you had such a short amount of time in private that you just wanted to spend together, however possible.

He was hovered above you in his bed. He placed a trail of kisses from your lips down to your bare chest. He loved feeling your soft skin against him, and he always ensured that nothing went without.

His hand trailed after, making sure that whenever his mouth was preoccupied, his hand could make up the difference.

As his hand traveled down toward the waistband of your blacks you began to notice the dampness pooling between your legs.

He took a break from kissing and leaving marks on your breast to peer up at you, checking in on what you wanted him to do.

Your hand found his and encouraged him to continue.

He smirked.

"I was hoping we could try something." He said quietly as he continued disrobing you.

"Oh?"

He shifted over so that he was lying on his back, and he gestured for you to get on top of him.

When you were straddling his hips, his hands gripped the backs of your thighs, pulling you up toward him. You didn't really know where he was going with this, but you trusted him.

When he continued pulling you further than his chest, you understood.

"Tech, is this such a good idea?"

"Of course it is. I want to taste you, but more importantly, I want to feel you take what you want from me."

This sent a heat all through your core, Tech had such a way with words that you didn't even know if he was intentionally talking dirty or if he was just honest about what he wanted.

"But what if I hurt you? What if you can't breathe?"

"Then I shall die a happy man."

You couldn't help but laugh at that, and you complied as he pulled you up further.

Your knees were now on either side of his head, and you braced yourself against the headboard of his bunk.

You didn't have time to feel self-conscious about just how much of you he could see before he began telling you how beautiful you are.

His hands slid up, gripping your hips as he slowly pulled you down to his mouth.

You made sure not to fully sit down. You kept yourself perched slightly above him.

He continued holding your hips as he guided his tongue through your folds. You bucked your hips involuntarily at the contact, and you could hear him moan faintly.

"That's it, show me what you want." He told you.

His nose nudged your clit as his tongue circled around your entrance, lapping up everything you had to give him.

You moaned when your felt him push his tongue inside of you. You carefully began moving your hips and he gave a you and approving moan.

The vibrations his sounds had made only added to your own reactions.

He pulled his tongue out and once again licked through your folds, this time bringing it up to your clit.

You felt him flicking it with his tongue before he closed his mouth around it.

You moaned loudly and nearly lost your balance when he sucked on it; having to hold onto the headboard again.

You felt your climax building slowly with each swipe of his tongue. You allowed your hips to buck more, each one earning an approval from Tech.

But soon you heard nothing, and you no longer felt his tongue or his grip on your hips.

"Oh, kriff!" You exclaimed as you clambered off of him.

"Tech?" You cautiously reached out and prodded his shoulder before moving your fingers toward his neck, looking for a pulse.

You breathed a sigh of relief when you found one, you wouldn't have known how to explain it if you had to get help for him.

You decided it would be best to wait for him to wake up, so you put your clothes back on and went to grab a towel from the refresher to clean his face.

Luckily, the two of you were still alone in the Marauder.

After you were done cleaning up, you sat beside him, gently stroking his hair until he finally woke up with a sudden gasp.

"Shh, shh," you cooed, "You're okay, I've got you."

"What happened?" He asked, slowly getting up and raising a hand to his forehead.

"... You passed out."

"I... what?"

You smiled and shook your head, "While I was... on top of you, you stopped responding, and you scared me half to death."

"I see..." He looked at you, then got a mischievous look in his eyes, "So, could we try again?"

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

So on the TLT Discord, after posting the sketches of Zero and Rust, Nethie and Cage both mentioned swimsuits (context: I censored Rust in his boxers because i didnt know if it was too risqué)-- Nethie saying specifically the official tour posters. To be honest, i forgot about those outfits and wanted to do something with them so here's a WIP (I put a divider cause this is long-ish):

For this post I'm going to use he/him//his pronouns for the Tombsonas btw!

Contexr: While taking a break from surfing, Zero found out the hard way why Tesla avoids going into water that has living creatures in it. So, Zero being Zero, decides to poke the sleeping bear (quite literally) even more and enjoys being shocked by Tesla.... Who is debating if he wants to see if he can kill Zero using a ballpoint pen.

Rust helped Armstrong out of the water and found out that Army had made a few new friends; much to Army's excitement and dismay (he can't get them off of his diver's suit)

Also debating what tats. to add to Rust, so im open to ideas! Nothing on his arms or neck-- otherwise all my old art would bother me lmfao [This also reminded me that I've gotta make a ref for his piercings and scars--and where he has grey body hair (because it's where there was old scaring!)]

Spoilers for Doc's section of the "Chosen" comic, by the way, so skip this section if you don't want spoilers lol.

After seeing Doc just staring out at the water; not in a gazing in awe or fun way either, just staring. Zelimir decided to ask if Doc wanted to, quote, "-join him". Not being specific enough with his words, Zel finds out that Doc can manipulate water*. After a few moments, Zelimir explains that he meant to join him swimming not... whatever Doc was doing. Of course, Doc knew that Zel wanted that but figured it would be fun to mess around with him (plus, Marshall may be a tad bit afraid of swimming).

Drawing Doc as the canon model is so strange-- or well mostly canon (I'll never draw him without hair unless it is for a shitpost). Like having his normal outfit is so weird to me lmao

*During the Chosen comic "Survive" , when Marshall ends up joining with Doc, the mob who'd been attempting to murder Marshall (... let's be honest here, less normal just murder and probably more like linch Marshall) was drowned to death by Doc. Meaning Doc has to have some sort of water/muck manipulation abilities--even if it just cause Doc was living there. (Here's that panel btw- this is why I love Marshall and Doc)

So yeah that's about it! I plan to add more to the drawing (hence the weird cropping) and will *probably* resketch all of these but I figured it was worth sharing lmao

I also found out that i struggle less to draw feet if i draw animal paws eith the raised heel (like where they are on their front toes ina fursuit type thing) and then add a heel 💀 lmfao

Thanks for reading and looking at my work! Much love yall! /pos

(Also here's the poster with the swimwear in question-)

Also one more thing- It is absolutely HILARIOUS to me that Doc is in his 100% normal gear/outfit when going to the beach. No swimsuit- sunglasses- or even just like a flower lei; no, he's in his black (p)leather jacket, black jeans, an arm wrap, black boots, a black hat, and (the only extra thing) a black umbrella. Hopefully Tombsonas can't have a heatstroke lmfaooo

Okay I'm done yapping I swear lmfao

TLT MASTERLIST

[sonicasura]

Both sides encountered rather odd Vehicons acting in strange ways compared to the typical idea of the cloned grunts.

Triage and Mocktail regularly gave even still Decepticon-aligned Vehicons medical attention. The two would treat many patients of either faction so long as they didn’t act. Inertia Faction’s motto was essentially “Give help where needed, but not to the extent of bodily harm”. Even the Decepticons were allowed the two medics services—though anyone who treated Knockout or Starscream were less gentle than with typical patients.

No one was willing to forgive what two certain cybertronains did to Curio.

Plume routinely made surprise visits to spread mayhem and color to both sides. They were Knockout’s mortal enemy at this point for constantly ruining his paint job!

Outside these few unusual individuals, there was a more noticeable Vehicon presence without them acting out the Decepticons orders.

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Arcee and Ratchet finally managed to get a clue about what was going on. The first thing Dart ever did publicly was saving humans who the emergency responders would take too long to notice. Then, there were all the weird biology calls that they queried Ratchet on. The human teen had mentioned often running into the aftermath of battles. Which gave them plenty of opportunities to encounter Vehicons.

Both Autobots were gearing up to confront the Omnitrix user about this—yet hesitated. Arcee was already on thin ice in general when it came to interacting with Dart. The leader of the Predacons had been very open about his negative stance on either being around his sibling. On the one hand, Ratchet very much was curious how far the shapeshifter’s potential kindness went. On the other? He wasn’t suicidal.

…Thankfully, one of the Jasper Trio between them to the punch while Ratchet was in the base.

Miko: “Hey, Dart?”

Dart, once again mid bite and still recovering from their most recent shift: “Hmm?”

Miko, smiling: “You got anything to do with the crazy Vehicons? A pretty colorful one pranked Bulkhead. It was hilarious!”

The Omnitrix user gave out a long sigh setting the food down before sitting up straighter.

Dart: “No. In fact, they all chose to do that on their own…” *A few moments pass the trio waited for them to elaborate.* “I just happened to, you know, accidentally recruit a couple… hundreds of Vehicons from the Decepticons.”

The Autobots’ medic sputtered an exvent from hearing the Omnitrix user’s admittance.

—ROB’d Anon.

LMFAO Miko would definitely get the answer in the funniest way possible. Ratchet just gesturing Dart to Optimus like 'WTF' and can't help but taken aback when OP gives the 'Good Job' style thumbs up.

They are definitely cementing the 'Shapeshifters are unpredictable' trope.

[cenvast]

Hello it’s the kabru x toshiro anon again! AAAH i love your answers thank u so so much!! I adore the way u approach both of them without making them feel out of character its so good!

U saying that kabru would be giddy about toshiro wanting to marry him made me laugh cuz i imagine both of them trying not to act like 2 teenagers deeply in love (and failing at trying to suppress it lol lol)

side note i instantly thought of that wedding scene from Up where one family is happy and excited while the other family is super duper calm and stoic

absolutely dying at the idea of one of them coming through the door holding up a 16-year-old and saying “we’re dads now!” while the other one does a spit-take

funny thought of kabru's party also being present in this kid's life like they r aunts and uncles. uncle mickbell wouldnt be a good influence lmaoo

but also sad thinking about kabru visibly getting panicky or nervous from ptsd :( i wonder if toshiro would figure out how to calm him down

that’s all the thoughts i have rn! Love love love the way u approach both of them and explore their characters beyond laios, i adore seeing some love given to toshiro considering sum people are… strange with him. Thank u again for answering and thank you for the kabshiro food im eating it all up!!!

omg I'm eating good today, too. TY for feeding me with your lovely hcs!! and it's so nice to hear your follow-up. it's always such a high compliment when y'all like my characterizations <3 i lowkey reread every manga scene with either of them before writing my kabshiro meta post to make sure i got it right lolll

LOL real, it is hilarious imagining them acting like teenagers w their first crushes /affectionate bc by the time they'd be getting married, they'd be like 27 and 31 prbly lmfao. ig that's what happens when you don't let yourself be emotionally vulnerable w anyone until you're well into your twenties dslkjflsdj

the up scene is fantastic. each other's families being their new in-laws... amusing, chaotic thought

and yes exactly! if children happen for them, i want them to be thrust into parenting a teenager right off the bat lollll

i love love the idea of kabru's party being like family for their kid. uncle mickbell is truly a terrifying concept... at least, the rest of them would be fairly normal(?) though i can see holm being a sleeper agent of chaos and teaching the kid gnomish swears and feigning innocence afterwards

yeah :( fr justice for kabru. toshiro would def have to learn how to handle kabru's ptsd episodes bc i doubt he's ever seen good models for supporting people with panic disorders/anxiety/similar mental health issues before, but after consulting with others, i think he'd be able to support kabru by staying calm and present and doing the "name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can touch, etc." exercise with him. the first real struggle in kabru's healing journey will be getting him to admit that he's not okay :sob:

and LOL anon, i see you... and i hear you and i agree with you. free my asian kings from that white man

[dr-drea]

3, 13, 16, 17

3. What were your top five books of the year?

5) The Girls I've been - Tess Sharpe I loved how suspenseful it was and the general idea of the story (the main character's mom is a con artist and the story gets told through the characters she had to play as a child)

4) Malibu Rising - Taylor Jenkins Reid This is basically a story about a rich people's party escalating, but it captivated me way more than I thought initially.

3) The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins I rated this 4/5 on Goodreads because I felt that some parts of the story were very on the nose, but at the end of the day I can't deny how much I loved it (especially the Rousseau/Hobbes references)

2) Carrie Soto is back - Taylor Jenkins Reid This is a book about a 30-something-year-old tennis-star trying to make a comeback. Carrie Soto is portrayed as a very unlikeable woman, but somehow I ended up loving her and a book about tennis, a sport I have never even watched once on TV. Not entirely sure how this happened.

1) Before the Coffee gets cold - Toshikazu Kawaguchi This is a story about different people travelling back in time for a short moment. With each character, you get introduced to their life, the people they love and the problems they face. Even though the book sounds like fantasy, I found it very "mundane". The story is sometimes funny, sometimes sad, and always told with care when approaching sensitive topics.

13. What were your least favorite books of the year?

Hector and the Search for Happiness - François Lelord This book tells the story of Hector, a psychologist who is travelling the world and trying to find general rules for being happy. At the end of the book, Hector cheats on his girlfriend with a barely 18-year-old prostitute he met in China, and blames his girlfriend for that because apparently she didn't pay enough attention to him. But at least Hector is happy now I guess.

Normal People - Sally Rooney The story was okay, but it was so hard to read due to the lack of quotation marks. :')

These Witches Don't Burn - Isabel Sterling This book is so bad that I entirely forgot what it is about. My goodreads rating tells me that I didn't like it but I also forgot why. lmfao

16. What is the most over-hyped book your read this year?

I already mentioned Normal People, which is an okay book in my opinion but not as extraordinary as some people praise it to be.

I also read the Chess Story by Stefan Zweig, which uses a lot of ableist language to describe a person which personifies Nazism. That would be almost hilariously ironic if it wasn't so painful.

17. Did any books surprise you with how good they were?

Fangirl - Rainbow Rowell

This isn't about a good book, I've read this one purely as a joke. The story is about a girl writing Harry Potter fanfiction, but of course the book she writes about is not Harry Potter because of copyright issues. So throughout the book you get to read snippets of the book and of her fanfiction, which are the worst HP-rip-off I've seen so far. As you can tell maybe, I expected to hate this book, but there were parts that I genuinely liked. It is not a good book by any means, but it isn't a bad one either.

End of the year book asks

[kidflashimpulse]

It's me again from the overexcited ramble from earlier BUT I'M NOT DONE

Bart knowing about Gar before others feels so real because he's spent his childhood surrounded by people who felt like Gar does right now, and maybe Gar (not to mention Bart himself) felt like that in the future as well. I wonder how well Bart knew BB in his own time, if he ever really knew him at all, and if it has impact on their current friendship

Oh to see the effects of Bart's childhood on his behaviour in the present, you've sprinkled bits and pieces, and I'm taking it all in like a starving man

And the Thawne DNA confirmed!! GOD it was so good, the love he has for his mom and the despise he has for his grandfather (not Barry obviously) is perfection, I hope Thad got what he deserved when Bart got out

And FINALLY the recognition he deserves with his intelligence, like you said: he knows his stuff. So happy to finally read a fic which shows that Bart is GOOD at what he does, he built a time machine for heaven's sake!

BUT ALSO TYE WAS SUCH A LEGEND LMFAO I love the friendship (or more like feigned frenemyship?) he has with Bart, their dynamic in your fic is hilarious

Okay that was all, thank you for reading this rollercoaster

Your work is absolutely incredible and I can't wait to see where the story/stories are going from here

love the energy 😍 sdfghjkl

yeah i like to think that as soon as gar came back from Mars bart took one look at gar and was like damn he’s going to be going through it

i just imagine mental illness would be extremely prevalent in bart’s original era, i think it’s by-product of a post-apocalyptic society that makes too much sense. And with no system in place to treat it as normal, well bart must have seen some pretty intense stuff

honestly i really don’t know (or have an idea lol) of how well bart new gar in his TL, in my opinion he didn’t know him personally at all. I’m usually in the camp that most of the team had died in one way or another in bart’s time. The ones that i usually do think he knew or knew of “in person” some what at the very least are Barbara Gordon, Wally West (this is a maybe), Lian and maybe that’s about it. It varies with either more members or less, hoe stay i’m unsure, but these r the ones that i typically think of. With how coy bart was when he first came to the past and spoke to gar, honestly anything is possible though lol

i just usually don’t think that the original members were as involved i. his childhoos as some fics make them out to be, one of the biggest reason is because i think the ones who were alive, dispersed to different locations to take part in rebelling etc so it would make it hard for him to know many personally, he might have heard of and gotten details, but beside that it’s really up in the air. The only HC i sometimes think of /include is Barbara Gordon being the one to teach him how to read/write etc education stuff when he was really young and the tornado twins were still alive (so before he was 5), but other than that, idk

“Thawne DNA confirmed” sdfghjkl LOVE THIS, yeah u heard it here first folks, it’s confirmed 😁 jk lol yeah it makes me super happy to include it in AAIT i feel like it really fleshes out his backstory on time related things and i just love all things related to him and his mom and his thawne side, it’s just very satisfying to think about so being able to explore that and HCs in my fic, very fun. I have such a specific vision for Thads involvement in Barts and (ofc as a result) Melonis lives and there will be a little more on that in future chapters, so stay tuned 🤩

PREACH omg the only thing that’s left for us is to see the day his wiki page is updated on it !! capability and intelligence to me is such a key bart feature idk if this make any sense but it just is lol i’d update the wiki myself if i could try to understand the editing process i just don’t have the energy to go thru reading all the rules or figuring it out to do it rn

tye + bart friendship is everything to me i just feel like they’d be rlly entertaining together just so much potential lol

thank u so much for sharing ur thoughts and kind words with me i appreciate it so much <33 and again thank u for reading AAIT, i really appreciate it 🧡

[okthatsgreat]

they call me the predictabl.er . bcs im,,, uh. ok whatever. makoto for the headcanon ask game

CALL ME THE PREDICTER THE WAY I BE also so many of these are postgame/ultimate hope makoto thats my bad but you understand ........

headcanon a (realistic): he's REALLY had to improve his public speaking skills as the ultimate hope. i imagine makoto is very good at speaking his mind when he is passionate about something, but most other times he can't just improvise a speech on the spot. like he needs to THINK for a while yknow.... or else he just gets into his head about it. thats also why i headcanon a lot of his speeches being written for him which plays into the dilution of his whole hope persona and him turning into a brand and idea rather than a person 😎 you KNOW im always on that ultimate hope as a corporate idea bullshit .. also i always draw him with moles on his face WHATEVER ! WHATEVER !!!!

headcanon b (may not be realistic but it is hilarious): didn't know how to tie a tie during his time at hopes peak and either asked his family to do it or got one of his classmates to do it before the bell rang LMFAO. i imagine there were multiple times where he asked byakuya only for him to be like "ffs naegi 😒 fine"

headcanon c (heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends): he's such a wreck but there is no possible time for him to fall apart. it's not even about whether or not he is capable of grief, it's just that he CAN'T, even if his friends tell him its fine. this is the ultimate hope we're talking about!!! he can tell people about his grief very vaguely but he can never give them the full details of his trauma or his struggles because then they will view him as somebody to be pitied and coddled rather than somebody to admire. he can suggest that he feels bad about the killing game but he can't divulge further than that because it isn't about telling the truth, it's about making his audience comfortable. the people closest to him are so aware that he is treading an extremely fine line between completely breaking down but there truly isn't much they can do unless they convince him to step down as the ultimate hope, disappointing countless

headcanon d (unrealistic, but i will disregard canon about it): he is not a pretty crier. when that guy finally cries he cries hard, im talking completely unresponsive level of tears

headcanon ask game!!!

[7m7n7]

lmao @cosmicjoke just curious...do you actually even believe what you wrote? or are you just that pathetically lacking in self-awareness? it literally takes an EFFORT to even scroll through how much you blabbered about me FOR DAYS, HOLY SHIT LMFAO. anyway, scroll away in this one i guess, since it includes some receipts from poor blameless wittle ewuwi fandom you're claiming is "mostly good" and just must be "defensive" to awful people such as myself :-(

Yeah, i said you woobiefied him (which is a degradation of character no matter how much you froth from mouth 🙂) and YOU wrote me 3 different wholeass paragraphs and in one of them accused me of sending you hate. And you still do, despite the fact i had literally no reason to do so. wanna suck up to eruri fandom that bad, huh? you're so fucking stupid and SO obsessed with retaining that moral highground you SO CLEARLY jack off to, you're even letting eruris who hate you using you to get back at me. who do you think those anons and sock accs you're chatting w are? "this dumb bitch comes at me with insults and accusations" what a hilarious sentence! can you write one sentence without projecting so intensely that you need to be in a mental ward?

"self shippers are so jealous uwu" OHHHHHH MY GOD LMAO. the fucking eruri rhetoric of GRAND PROJECTION. NO fucking self-shippers gives a fuck to eruri you absolute dumbass 😭 entire discourse happens bc eruris harass them (and other levi shippers) bc of THEIR OWN JEALOUSY holy fuck!!! how can you be so fucking disgustingly biased? and even though you know i also like rivaere and have no problem w other levi ships, you're trying to use me as a scapegoat to "prove" self-shippers are "homophobic" and against "gay ships" start discourse with real levi stans bc some of them also didn't validate your ridiculously awful levi takes apparently. even though you also should be well aware tons of OC shippers also enjoy or don't mind eruri, you're literally attacking people JUST bc they disagreed with you in a previous discourse, just like what you're doing to me right now.

LMAOOOO nobody's crying anything you braindead loser, and the only one getting "curb-stomped" is your pea-sized brain trying to generate a sentence that doesn't have five contradictions and failing pathetically. "if they just left a sentence exactly like what i had in mind uwuwuwu i wouldnt have started to froth from mouth uwuwuuw how dare they accuse me of woobiefying levi when i obv woobiefy him uwuuuwu 🥺" LMAO nobody is obligated to treat your fragile ass like glass, not my goddamn problem you're so fucking pathetic you start losing you GODDAMN MIND when someone strays a little outside what you deem as acceptable. i didn't throw insults or anything at first either, i just said what it is: that you woobiefy his character, and you clearly can't stand being told the truth. Once again: you %100000 woobiefy him and resent people who don't agree with you. the fact you're THIS vitriolic towards people (thanks for showing i wasn't the only one, at least!) acting like i tainted your honor shows that enough. you literally wrote a "call out" bc of one comment which YOU turned into a fight. you lack introspection madly and you constantly project, so ofc you're just gonna spiral into another fit of rage when you see this, but you can't fool people who are unbiased no matter how much you blabber on 🙂

Ohhh lmao, it reaaaaaaally couldn't be more obvious you have beef with people who like top levi. that's literally it. Do you fucking realize how goddamn creepy you are when you talk about how i must want to get "smacked around" by a man just bc i said you were woobiefying him? You're a fucking freak. You have no idea what i even like (since you're so curious, i enjoy a wiiide range of levi) but this doesn't have anything to do with what we talk, you think people don't woobiefy characters they like as tops? bc it's SUPER common in most fandoms. the way you immediate resort to talking about people's sexual fantasies is freak behaviour and shows where your true problem lies. and what does this even mean "what the actual reality of Levi's sexuality would likely be"? Do you think people who have trauma can't be dominant? "Assuredly wouldn't enjoy sexual aggression" Why, were you in the room when he was banging people? That's just your hc you're pushing as canon, AGAIN. You want everyone to act like their hcs are just ooc hcs, but they have to accept your hcs as canonical regardless of how much bullshit they are. There's this insane push against *any* top levi content from eruri stans which they dub exactly as you do even though it doesn't reflect the fanon at all, and it makes it TOO OBVIOUS what your real issue is. Lmao, an eruri shipper who has a problem w ppl who like top levi, what a fucking surprise! 🙂

also this is from that @p-ssypink imbecile who's also obv an eruri

stop projecting and pulling discourse out of your ass. "forced masculinization" levi is already a hypermasculine character in canon, you clown. which probably makes you cry :^) and what does this have to do with homophobia? you think all gay men are feminine? pretty sure such stereotyping constitutes as homophobia. anyway, i said "my deal is im in love w him" bc that clown said something like "your whole deal is your hate for eruri rather than stanning levi" i think that message was cut from the og. obv loving a character doesnt make anyone an authority. but "every eruri is out to get self shippers bc they're ego-maniacal lunatics who cant separate fanon from canon and only see levi as a smol bean omega bottom to be protected" Yes, you got one thing correct, congrats! :) 👏🏻 That's exactly how %99 of eruri shippers are like and anyone who has been in this fandom long enough knows that. But "to be protected" is misplaced, since they mostly get off on degrading and torturing him. sometimes they just like to pretend they have any sympathy for him since they've been accused of being levi haters since ALWAYS, lmfao, but don't worry, i can send you a lot where they admit that too. and ofc, the pretend sadness fits right into their agenda with that sad pathetic little doormat levi they want.

anyways. am i homophobic or are people who consistently emasculate a character in %99.9999 of their fanon bc they think being feminine or bottom is degrading the ones who are homophobic? or maybe calling him the f slur constantly, you'd think qualifies? you don't think treating him like a "little twink who's only job is to get fucked" is fetishistic and homophobic, is that tooootally okay for you? What about bullying and mocking people who think differently and forcing their hcs on them, is that fine?

"inability to top" hmmmmmm i wonder how do these people see t/b roles and why they're so aggressive about them 🤔

plotting to get a levi/oc video down....kudos on that courage to admit that on their main! 👏🏻

there are so many, this was veeeeeeery hard to pick tbh but here are just few examples. and no, these aren't just one off events or "bad apples" and all of these people are known eruris, and some have thousands of followers. you may accuse me of "making hating eruri my entire online identity" which is fine and dandy. but ENTIRE eruri fandom makes their identiy hating on what they deem is a threat to their glorification fantasy.

as a bonus here are some multishippers who love eruri talk about the same issue being so common as well 🙂

i think it should be clear why :')

and @jayteacups saying this nonsense, idk if theyre just playing obtuse but lmfao. some people just don't know mentality in shipping communities enough soooo

having an OC/self-insert have NOTHING TO DO with what im talking about when i criticize self-inserting/identifying etc with a character. and what i'm criticizing isn't even the fact they self-insert into a character lmfao, it's the entire toxicity it brings, bc through overly identifying w some inadequecy of a character (in this case it's obviously the fact levi's more popular and attractive than erwin that bothers them) they grow jealous and resentful, bend canon to alleviate their insecurity + derive ego wank and attack others who don't validate them. as a result, practically all they do is degrading levi in every way and use him as a validation device (and other characters too btw, just look at how they treat zeke) to make erwin come off "superior", gatekeeping levi bc they can't stand seeing him w other characters, even real life fangirls, both out of possessiveness but also bc it ruins their narrative where erwin's the "conventionally attractive" one. that's the reason for the push against people who like levi in a "hetero" way (read: Top, masculine, alpha, daddy, het, whatever bc they think it translates into "conventionally attractive" lmfao, and precisely why they love bi erwin but NEVER bi levi). and this isn't just against self-shippers, they treat every other levi fandom similarly, and these ships also get mocked as "self insert ships". ironic considering their treatment of erwin puts early ff.net mary sues to shame 🥴 they can't be honest about jackshit bc it ruins their glorification fantasy where erwin has to be the one that ship is all about. they're the definition of "have my cake and eat it too", they act like they barely tolerate levi just for erwin's sake but bitchfight over him every second with everyone, depict him as a one-sided simp for erwin, try to alleviate their insecurity by reducing him to a loser doormat while doing the exact opposites towards erwin.

⬇️ gotta be pretty self explanatory lmfao

^ Very famous and beloved people among eruris

despite the fact there's a lot of pushback, they'll still argue tooth and nail that women wouldn't like levi and would prefer erwin. Why do you think this is soooo important to them? :^) ⬇️ lol wonder why they want him to convince ppl he's "feminine" so bad! almost like it's bc they see it as unattractive and degrading! but sure, we're the sexist homophobes for hating eruri fans, right? oh and the white supremacist rhetoric also so common - bc i've never seen anyone refer to being blonde in MEN as a good thing outside eruri fandom - since it's a feminine stereotype. "tall DARK and handsome", no? :') But they'll use ANYTHING just to make erwin look better, so they're pretend it's related to generic beauty standards rather than, idk, fucking rantings from hitler's headquarters. maybe some other day i should post them calling him aryan, hmmm....

look at how they act towards even their own (rare good ones lmao) artists when they depict levi in a conventionally attractive way, they bash on it and call it "hetero" hmmm :')

Oh oops they already said the quiet part loud! 😱But going around shitting on artists and calling levi "erwin's submissive little bitch" is okay to you, right?

By the way, one of the anons cosmicjoke made a fake acc to come at me just now on twitter bc i called out one of the eruris calling levi f*ggot. Apparently according to them it's just no big deal, that's just calling levi "gay". :') linking it bc too many pics: https://x.com/emeraldsas77759/status/1801556666556559451

Just a small taste of what eruri fandom is like, since most people here on tumblr don't have a fucking clue. Anyway cosmic"joke", what an apt name. Now, you can puke blood all over all you want like the useless, pathetic eruri ass-kisser you are and write few other novels for my sake! don't get too comfy with those erwin stans who are now sending you their love instead of harassing you tho lmfao!

(^ bc they said levi had a bolo tie of his own and MAYBE he wasn't wearing erwin's bolo tie in the FUCKING OFFICIAL ART LMFAO)

"don't ruin the rep of our fandom they're not eruris uwu" Familiar argument, isn't it? :') bc THAT'S what they do, creating ungodly amounts of toxicity, shitting on everyone, intruding in everyone's spaces, then when they get even a little pushback, they start screeching like little rats trying to shift the blame on others. These are the people you defend when you defend eruris. But hey, you can continue to suck up to them, try not to step one milimeter out of line tho, saying levi isn't erwin's dog may get you death threats. Have fun, goodnight, good luck! 😘

[suckmybearings]

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Very certain that Wheeljack IS going to have a son, and I want to reclaim the name for the very first sparkling I ever created, Coeus. Might go for another name, though.

DECEITFULCHARMER: !! That sounds like a beautiful name ;-;

SUCKMYBEARINGS: I thought so, too! But I'd also like something that has to do with "ram" or "battering ram", if I can find a name or word associated with either those words, 'cause I love the idea that he inherits Wheeljack's hammercrest, or something akin to it, for devastating headbutting purposes.

DECEITFULCHARMER: Apparently the Latin (if you wanted Latin) word for battering ram is “Aries”, which obviously has a variety of connotations linked to it~

SUCKMYBEARINGS: -SOBS- GOD DO I DARE??? IT FITS SO MUCH BETTER

SUCKMYBEARINGS: god, still enjoying the idea of Cirrus and the son interacting, too

DECEITFULCHARMER: perhaps forging a friendship..? or more, this is us we’re talking about here LMAO

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Oh.. it'll definitely become more. Not only because it's us.. but it's Wheeljack's fucking kid LOL

DECEITFULCHARMER: LMAO like father, like son~

SUCKMYBEARINGS: That's the thing, too -- I'm still weighing whether or not I want him to carry; even with two spikes and no valve, he still gets pregnant. I'm thinking I want him to go through the adventure of carrying and 'birthing', very much like how Cyclonus did with Gravitas and Amnis

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Accidental pregnancy, even better. Manwhore gets knocked up

DECEITFULCHARMER: I love that both Cirrus and this one are accidental babies

SUCKMYBEARINGS: lmao when it comes up in conversation, Cirrus explaining that his carrier has been merging sparks for eons with a single mech.. and eventually it just happened the other way. When he asks how it happened for Aries, Aries pauses from taking a swig of his high-grade, intoning, "Drunken night. And 'cause he's a bit of a whore. Doesn't even know who my sire is."

DECEITFULCHARMER: LMFAO GOD the bluntness of it

SUCKMYBEARINGS: So very Wheeljack of him -weeps- carried AND reared by the Wrecker

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Enjoying the idea that it happens while he's still earthbound; still in the war, maybe -- gives reason for Wheeljack to give him a name derived from a human language/lore.. but it's probably suspected that the sire is a Decepticon; Wheeljack sure as hell isn't against sleeping with the enemy

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Be hilarious it was a Vehicon

DECEITFULCHARMER: LMAO WHEELJACK, AT LEAST HAVE STANDARDS

SUCKMYBEARINGS: LMFAO -CRYING- HE WAS DRUNK

DECEITFULCHARMER: Meta!TFP!Megatron’s lip curling, “Clearly.”

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Wheeljack out here drawling, "Got some real potent cannon fodder there, chief."

DECEITFULCHARMER: -CRYING- I CAN’T

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Oh.. now I like the idea that that's the story Wheeljack tells. Could be that he absolutely knows who the sire is, or that he has an idea of who it is (because he would have still been drunk off his ass).. and he'll be damned if his kid is exposed to that

DECEITFULCHARMER: -nodsnodsnods!- easier to shield him from anything if he says he doesn’t know who it was, or that it was just some random cannon fodder that might not even exist anymore? ;-;

SUCKMYBEARINGS: YES! Easily could have been killed the next day by Wheeljack, and Wheeljack never would have known

DECEITFULCHARMER: stops him from looking, too~

SUCKMYBEARINGS: That's what he hopes~ but Aries is intelligent and Wheeljack would have given telltale signs, maybe even stumbled over a slip up every once in a while, that perhaps the cannon fodder story isn't exactly true

SUCKMYBEARINGS: .. wondering if, when Aries' optics come online, they're red. And Wheeljack has to make the difficult decision to have them modded to blue

DECEITFULCHARMER: WHEELJACK OH MY GOD

SUCKMYBEARINGS: "I'M DOIN' IT FOR HIM!"

DECEITFULCHARMER: Cirrus would be more than willing to trawl through any written records if it would help~

SUCKMYBEARINGS: CIRRUS YOU LITTLE SHIT

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Aries is definitely taking him up that offer.

DECEITFULCHARMER: I swear, this is Cirrus’ idea of a fun time; just make sure he has enough fuel to last him while he does it and he’ll be happy~

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Aries grinning lopsidedly, optics trailing over Cirrus. "Fraggin' nerd."

DECEITFULCHARMER: THE BIGGEST NERD

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Still a virgin boy, too. Aries, however, has his carrier's whorish tendencies.

SUCKMYBEARINGS: Leaning against the wall as he watches Cirrus work, pointing at him, "If you get me a real lead, I'll eat y'a out."

DECEITFULCHARMER: ARIES

[wonysugar]

sugar. no way you didn’t like this no WAYYYY IM GOING FUCKING INSANE

i literally can’t even describe it I’m going crazy like THIS IS WHY YOURE MY FAVE WRITER GET OUTTTTT😭😭😭

theres js smth about this one… reminding me of bsfaeri in keep talking. you’re so good at making emotions come through in works even if you don’t notice like DJDJSJSJSSSSKSKSKOWAOM

premise was js too good… giselle going crazy over her and having no idea why.. reader literally having her mind melting! this perfect setup form fwb to situationship to lovers stop PLAYINGNGNGNGGN.. HELP ME!!

i just loved the dynamic so much hello there’s js smth about this one… not mediocre in just 2k words you have me getting severe brainrot I’m actually jumping up and down? like hello?

i feel so crazy I can’t even articulate why like this is yuri. to me this is yuri brainrot and I get ts BAD like horrendous! I’ve reread it 3 times already reading it again after sending this ask ❤️

it’s js smth about someone making you want to do things you’ve never done and you having no idea why and then suddenly ur like oh! i like them! i don’t know what to do! idk I feel like this specific aeri would either immediately run away from her feelings and not want to or immediately be like. need her now or ill kms. LIKE IDKKK DIKDKK THIS IS SOOO

sugar pls don’t make this a oneshot I need a part 2 I need a book abt their relationship and falling in love I don’t know what’s happening THIS IS TEWW GOOD IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUTTT 😭😭😭😭

not just a work to me.. my new obsession for 3 weeks.. lord..

sugar ur my fav writer please never stop writing even if you need a break idgaf how long it takes if you keep bringing bangers like this 🙏🙏the goat is back.. please PLEASEEEE NEVER DIE ON ME I NEED TS 😭😭.. THANK YOU UGAR! (we all say in unison)

part 2 of them falling in love when part two of FINGE- [CAR CRASH]

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?*%%)& oh wowdngjdn

thank you so much?!?!? manee you really know how to hype a bitch up cause why are talking about the fic like it's the best piece of literature you've ever readfdjgndfg also you're genuinely so hilarious LMFAO i read this whole ask at work and giggled uncontrollably aheheh you’re so funny please don’t die on tuesday

but on a more serious note actually thank you :(( and thank you to everyone else who liked it UGHCHFJFJ YALL ARE SO NICEEE UEUEUEUE

also… i’ll have to see about a part two, as i have like dozens of those to write LMAO

[thegreatestfilmnevermade]

🔮 & 👑 !!! I know you Basically did that whole post about your ideas for it, but was just curious anyway LMFAO (really loved that btw!!! They should totally get you lol)

( 🔮 - give us your predictions for album 6 & 👑 - give us your predictions for the next era (the fashion, the aesthetic etc )

thanks heaps! youre like my first ask so this is sick as hell for me. working for them would be an absolute dream, i'm sure heaps would agree there.

🔮 i reckon it will be closer to either notes or their self-titled. they'll either go full electro-ambient-club record. or they'll do this fresh nostalgic rock sound of debut. i doubt they'll continue the 80s-sound they leaned into for being funny. i think it'll be under 15 tracks, and not much promo. and probably announced late in the year and released before the new year. lyrically, i reckon a couple jabs at the media and taylor, considering how big that was. would be hilarious if neither made any kind of reference to be honest. probably very existential about age cos they're in their mid thirties, they're like... adults. i'd assume plenty of adult chatter, state of the world, and all. not sure where they'll go!

👑 in terms of aesthetics... that's a tough one. they've done "grunge", they neon, minimalist, "emo", b/w suits, all that. i think they could go quite academic. COULD be a way to slightly do the whole mock/self-aware/satire thing in regards to tortured poets, leaning into being a muse, or being educated. lots of dark academia, type writers (oh, the drama of it all!). alternatively, they could go quite earthy. they havent done that. like 'Solar Power' by Lorde, 'Sling' by Clairo. kinda go hippieish, i suppose. that'd be sick. imagine them wearing mostly lounge wear, baggy jumpers, or loosely down button ups - very greece, or coastal. i could see them taking that direction.